Doesn't Mother Nature know we are in a recession!

This morning I woke up to let my wife's designer mutt out to do his business in the backyard as I looked up I noticed there was an old rotted pine tree that had taken out a section of my wood fence. The positive side of this is, 'Hey at least it didn't land on your house." Conversly, "How much is this act of God going to cost me." I wonder if Barack's got some bailout money for me?

Sleep walking through life...

Everyday I travel the Veterans Expressway for my daily commute to and from work and I am dumbfounded by how many people are simply on cruise control like they have nowhere to go. Many are on their phones unable to find the gas pedal and then there are those whom are completely oblivious to the world around them. My approach to life is to operate in the realm of what's in my control, but driving brings out the worst in me. I wish I had a large spatula that I could slide under their cars and flip them out of the way like a runny egg.

- Fatboy Out!!!