A Magical Beverage

So lately I've been hearing about this miracle fruit called the Acai berry... Today I was strolling the aisles of my local Publix and there it was all the way from South America a delicious bottle of Acai berry juice. I curiously opened the bottle and took a swig and my taste buds exploded with magnificent flavors. As I began to place this beverage goodness back into the fridge it hit me... a bottle of Three Olives Grape Vodak was starring me in the face. It was at this moment when I realized "You know what could be better than Acai berry juice.... Acai berry juice with delicious vodka." Excitely, I began to mix two of God's best creations. Unknowingly my masterpiece was about to come to life. Ever so carefully I placed the glass to my lips... As the liquids poured down my throat I felt a shiver of bliss run up my spine.

For those whom I've got interested it breaks down like this:

• Approx. 4 oz of Acai berry juice
• Approx. 2 oz of Three Olives Grape Vodka

Remember, NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE!!! Enjoy Responsibly and Try to Share...

Doesn't Mother Nature know we are in a recession!

This morning I woke up to let my wife's designer mutt out to do his business in the backyard as I looked up I noticed there was an old rotted pine tree that had taken out a section of my wood fence. The positive side of this is, 'Hey at least it didn't land on your house." Conversly, "How much is this act of God going to cost me." I wonder if Barack's got some bailout money for me?

Sleep walking through life...

Everyday I travel the Veterans Expressway for my daily commute to and from work and I am dumbfounded by how many people are simply on cruise control like they have nowhere to go. Many are on their phones unable to find the gas pedal and then there are those whom are completely oblivious to the world around them. My approach to life is to operate in the realm of what's in my control, but driving brings out the worst in me. I wish I had a large spatula that I could slide under their cars and flip them out of the way like a runny egg.

- Fatboy Out!!!